Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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