That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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