I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
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I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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