I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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