yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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