My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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