You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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