she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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