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I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
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You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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