McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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