thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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