Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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