All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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