I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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