The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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