I think my fart just growled at me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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