Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My penis needs a shock collar
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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