Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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