how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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