So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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