# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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