Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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