ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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