dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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