Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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