thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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