Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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