No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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