I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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