If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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