I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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