Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
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Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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