Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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