My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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