batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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