my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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