do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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