I'm eating all of the evidence.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
All the doctor said was why
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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