So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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