you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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