i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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