Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
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So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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