dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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