apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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