I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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