O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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