I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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