I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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