I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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