I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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