I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
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is that a dick in a sweater?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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